Friday, June 8, 2007

I am sad that i am in jail..that's a medical condition right? sadness?

OMG... I called it... Paris Hilton out in 3 days. What i did not expect was her ass getting sent back to jail. I had a discussion with a friend of mine earlier today about this whole sitch. She is of the opinion that she should never have had to go to jail in the first place. That a "regular" person would maybe have got community service and a large fine or something like that, which is possible and i don't necessarily disagree with her. The laws don't really waiver though, she may have got the top punishment when others might have gotten a lesser one...but they don't just make up punishments... by law...this was a just punishment one could be given for her crime. I thought the original 45 days was a bit extreme...and honestly i think 23 is a bit much too. If i am not mistaken, her drunk driving charge ...was like a alcohol limit of .08 or something...like a cocktail. C'mon... yes its illegal..i get that and yes she got pulled over for doing stupid shit so she she should be punished i suppose but for the number of times i have had a beer and drove home a half hour later...it seems a bit extreme.
That being said...she broke the law. The law should be changed if we start questioning whether or not someone really broke it at a .08 or whatever.
Then...she KNOWINGLY... drove on her suspended license... she wouldn't be in this mess if she hadn't...and maybe even if she did...if she would have put her HEADLIGHTS on ..so as not to draw attention to her fucking gazillion dollar sports car...she would have never even been on the radar.
So with all that being said...i cant really feel bad for her. The fact that she was sentenced to 23 days and got out in 3 because of a "medical condition" is just ludicrous. There are people with cancer, with psychological ailments, and i believe even people who were drunk and got injured in a drunk driving accident spend time in jail injured. What possible ailment does Ms. Hilton have that is so bad she cant sit in a jail cell all day?
please. Does it affect her ability to shop? Drink and Drive? Stare at herself in the mirror for hours on end? doubt it. Its just a ridiculous ploy to get her out of her punishment.
So apparently she gets death threats...of course she does... she probably does on the "outside" too. People have it in for her. She is actually probably safer inside jail than walking around.
So i read today that she was crying and screaming as she was told she was going back to the pokey.
It probably looked something like this:
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MOMMY!!! pay more money!! Make it stop! I am a celebutante!

I know her past actions dont have anything to do with why she is in jail but she deserves some time to "reflect" on her life in a jail cell.
She is constantly in the tabloids for doing mean, stupid, childish shit. Completley out of control. She has been sued by other famous people for defamation, etc.
She isnt this innocent person who just got in over her head...at least from an outsider reading a tabloid point of view. ahhaha.
She is an idiot.
I love my tabloids, I for one would like a break from her dumb ass face in all my mags. ahhaha.
I see a new porno being released "one nite in paris' jail cell"...with all her new lesbians.
Why not? she walks around with her ass hanging out and making sex tapes with her boyfriends that accidently end up on the web... with equipment like night vision ahhaha.... why not a little lesbian romp in jail porno to really push her celebrity to the stratosphere.
I imagine it like this:
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Do these Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket hurt when they start to grow out?... do they grow out painfully in 3 days and you need medical care?

Seriously...what the hell could she possibly have that ointment or a pill couldnt fix..that she needed out of jail...claustrophobia? cuz her bedroom in her house is larger than most families of 4's entire home and so her little 6x9 is just causing her great stress?...maybe we should let the claustrophobic murderers out too! ok thats extreme...but you get my point...
please.

Doesn't matter if you think she should have been sentenced to this or not, the bottom line was/is..she was and she should get the same treatment that anyone else would... i highly highly doubt she has any medical condition that would stop her from hanging out in a building all day. Just seeing her out and about and partying like she does ..doesn't lend itself to any kind of condition that should prevent her from serving the time she was given. AND! if she DOES have one...why wasnt that brought up and put into consideration BEFORE she was sentenced. The judge specifically said she was not allowed to not serve her time...if it was a real issue why didnt her attorney bring it up as a reason why another form of punishment should be given?
because there isnt an issue..its a sneaky way of her getting out of it--and that i dont agree with.
How hard can this Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket be?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
paris hilton is a douchebag.