Friday, May 25, 2007

Douchebag-ettes

Off Douche Diamond for a second. I would like to talk about two total douchebag-ettes. Not that all the chicks on the Charm School VH1 show arent douches...they totally are--but two stand out beyond the rest--evildouches.
I dont even recall their names... I prefer Evil and her sidekick EvilsSidekick.

Evil: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

EvilsSidekick: Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Evil can barely hide her evilness... pops off every chance she gets and refuses to take criticism...uh hello you are on a show based on the fact that you are a dillhole and need help...take the criticism.
Her plan to get a couple of chicks kicked off the show was to hide one of the gals pictures of her dead mother under another girls bed and then stir shit up when the gal was asking where is was.
Her and evilssidekick hide it and the gal is frantically running around asking everyone and they both sit there and are like "i bet so and so did it"... so douchelike.
So they find it...it ends up working, the gal they wanted out gets kicked out for something she didnt do (although she has been proven a theif in the past..yeah great group)
and these two douche-ettes cant even hold back the smirks til they get back to their rooms.

Now I realize they are on a show and all that... one of the gals has half naked pics of herself on the internet-so probably trying to get as much infamy as possible but please... so childish.
The thing that gets me is they actually get it to work!
The gal whose bed it was put under wasnt even around! The gal whos picture it was didnt remember the last time she saw it and noticed it was went missing while the girl wasnt even there?
stupid asses.
perhaps it was all edited to get me riled up...i think they do it on purpose.

These kids think they are so cool.. I feel kinda sorry for evilssidekick ...she kinda goes along...probably thinking she would like to do it but wouldnt actually go thru with it...good thing EVIL is there to help!

idiots. all of them.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

AAAAAAAAHAHAH HARVEY..DO IT! DO IT!!!

YES! This is a prime example of why Dustin Diamond is a total DOUCHEBAG! AHAHHAHAH.
Douche Diamond on Celebrity Fit Club.
This fucking idiot... I know people who "argue" this way. Its not really an argument. Arguments tend to have two people involved and you go back and forth and work out the issue.
Not with Douche Diamond--he says something that would lead anyone into an "argument" then he combats everything you say by saying he didn't say it--if it is not EXACTLY as he said it...you have ALL your facts wrong!
For instance, he tells Harvey a former marine that if Harvey would fight him he would do it... This Mutherfucker boxes probably the ONLY nerdier ex-television star-that Welcome Back Cotter dude and suddenly he thinks he can take on Marines trained to kill if need be... PRICELESS. AHHAHAHAH.
So...when Harvey gets bent and is like basically reacting to what Douche just said... Douche is like I DIDNT SAY THAT, DID I SAY THAT!
YOU FUCKING IDIOT...YOU JUST CHALLENGED A MAN TO FIGHT...THAT PRETTY MUCH MEANS YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE HIM.
Who fucking offers themselves up to fight if they KNOW they cant win?
Dustin...yes you basically said it you fucking fuck.
As Harvey is going off on how badly he would smash Douche... Douche is sitting there like "would you, would you?" Uh ... you are basically saying you think you even stand a chance... YOU FUCKING IDIOT... YET he prefers to argue that he never said it...why? because it wasn't his exact words.
God i hate this idiot.

I included the longer version below...to show how this blow up came to be.
Really...all that matters is this one though-- I LOVE the ending when Harvey says something to the effect of " put that in your Vspot, bitch!" AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA SO AWESOME.

(vspot for those that don't know is what VH1's online video thingy is...so you can go and see "behind the scenes", etc. from the shows)

I could watch this over and over.

Uncensored...YES.


The Long version--censored...

Monday, May 21, 2007

Yep... I did it.

Ok, this is my first blog post about how much Dustin Diamond is a total Douchebag and how i wish he would disappear from TV for ever.

I pretty much think he is the king of idiots. I have been watching Celebrity Fit Club and NOT because he is sooo cool and the only "real" celebrity on there as he would like to think... no i have been watching because he is a total train wreck. He has no real people skills, no real talent, he is rude and obnoxious and i fucking hate his stupid ass dorky face.
What child actor do you know that grew up and looks just as fucking dorky as he did as a kid. Even the other kids that played dorks grew up to look a little better. Not this fuck.

God... please remove him from all things "entertainment"