My Future Childrens Tabloid Future

So Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden are having a kid. awesome.

I now pronounce you MR. & MRS. FUTURE MESSY CUSTODY BATTLE.



Money cant help this kid. I fully expect my future children to be buying tabloid magazines with this kid on the front ...the anorexic, drug addicted spoiled brat...continuing the legacy.

I just hope she puts on some weight to support this baby.
Can a body like this

actually support life...it seems as if its barely holding on to its own.

good luck in life nicjoel.

I came across Dustin Diamond's rider for performances.
my favorite is #18...regarding 'OVERSELLING OF THE HOUSE"
this cant happen.
right?
If it does it it cant be because of real interests?
purely to be part of the train wreck right?
to witness it?
i dont get it.
even for this blog...i still wouldn't go see dustin douchebag. well maybe if this blog took off and i got some kind of benefit...but at this stage...no.

What a Douche

Courtesy of Lilith from the Evil Slut Clique.
THANKS!!



No matter how hard this guy tries to escape his past..it will never work.
this is Dustin Diamond...forever.
he can dip his cock in wax and make fake dildos of himself, he can beg for people to save his house, he can look like the bag of old lady douche that he is on Celebrity FitClubs til all the dieting cows come home....
this... this will forever be Dustin Diamond the bag of douche.

Tobeys acting is better in this than his spiderman movies.
Only one person can be that stupid and thats Dustin himself...to pull off this acting feat... OSCAR worthy...cuz Tobey McGuire DEFINITELY had to reach deep for this one.